applebright:

seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid

royalteens:

i swear i’d dress better but i’m poor and fat

(Source: royalteens)

drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

cockchomp:

she wears short skirts i wear short skirts

we are sailor soldiers and in the name of the moon we will punish you